Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
