She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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