Are we in a gay sports bar?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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