Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already