hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked