What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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