I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.