At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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