I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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