You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
you traded sex for a burrito?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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