the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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