I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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