hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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