Nicole vs. Life
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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