Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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