im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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