:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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