Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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