Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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