you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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