I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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