we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
