Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think my vagina is haunted
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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