it wasn't lemon gatorade
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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