I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
