your thong is hanging out like whoa
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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