Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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