Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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