They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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