____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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