He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
