just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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