never play flip cup with pint glasses
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
