Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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