Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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