I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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