i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
