whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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