Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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