Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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