It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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