The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
my shit smells like andre
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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