Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
try to milk me bitch
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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