He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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