Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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