I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Drunk is not a location!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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