Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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