I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm really busy with my period
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