dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
What a dumb baby whore.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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