3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You peed on a flamingo?!?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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