so that wasnt chicken after all
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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