What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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