Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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