I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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