I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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