is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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