It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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