i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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